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If you don't begin dating until your early 20s, your personal life becomes a subject of interest for your friends. That causes some complications, but what it also leads to, is a lot of advice. And, in all likelihood, much better advice than you'd have gotten from your friends when they were in their teens. I've been trying to remember all the most memorable advice I've gotten on women, be it from friends, relatives, casual enemies or ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty sure the most memorable isn't always the best advice, but here's what I came up with.
"You have to stop chasing after girls that are going to cheat on you."
"Only hang out with girls who will let you see them naked. It's crass, but an effective rule of thumb to have. Especially for you."
"Don't tell girls what's in your head. I mean, I don't know, maybe what's in your head is good, but what's in my head is awful."
"Let a girl finish her sentence."
"You should turn off your brain on dates."
"Girls like to dance."
"Quit being an asshole."
"Dames is grief."
"You should date the currency exchange girl at the airport."
"The problem with dating a stripper isn't that she get's naked for money, it's that she hates her dad."
"Cut your hair and shave."
"It's all about making a nice moment. And I'm gay for saying it."
Really, it's pure dumb luck that I can deal with women as well as I can.
I'm Dan. I'm probably free this Friday.
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