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It was pointed out to me that my Craigslist ads have a distinct tendency to focus on the negative. It's also been my experience that people who only know me from the internet don't realize the slakelessly good humor with which I view almost every aspect of daily life.
To this end, here are some things I like:
I like getting dinner from the gas station. I especially like it on a first date. I like the walk, and I like being a guy who thoughtfully remembers to pocket some extra napkins.
I like coats. And mittens. Gloves, too, but mittens especially.
I like when someone is talking to me and they say a bunch of things really fast and I can tell they were thinking the semi-colons in their sentence.
I like cookbooks. I like cooking. I don't use the cookbooks when I cook, but I like reading, and having them. Mostly having them.
I like dogs. Dogs are outstanding. Mostly the big ones, but the little ones can be all right dudes too.
I like TV. The kind where people wrote some words and other people said them.
I like when good bands cover bad songs. I like when bad bands cover good songs.
I like enthusiasm. I like when people like things. I wish Facebook let me like that someone liked something without me having to like it too. Your interests are interesting.
I like Uptown in the winter. I like Northeast in the fall. I like the mall around Christmas if I don't have anything I need to buy.
I like Bourbon, American lager, and cheap gin.
I like using all my vacation time and not changing anything about my routine except for going to work.
I like paid programming for machines that cook food in a way that is better than the old way.
I like the idea of antique stores.
I like science. Sometimes I wish going to college for something other than liberal arts hadn't seemed like so much work. I think I would enjoy lady scientists, but I don't know any.
I like new tires and new shoelaces.
I like off-brand diet cola.
I like leaving the house and walking around when I get a phone call. If I talk for too long, sometimes I get lost.
I like shopping for cuff links on eBay.
I like wearing a suit on my day off.
I like to live life on a spectrum somewhere between the phrases, "I'm not a barbarian," and "This ain't the Ritz."
I like e-mail.
Hi. I'm Dan. I'm probably free this Friday.
* Location: Suburban Minneapolis
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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